How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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