Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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