You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
This baby is an asshole
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
