We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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