If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
