You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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