Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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