I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
