Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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