I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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