So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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