I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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