cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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