I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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