Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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