dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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