spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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