super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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