all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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