People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
MIDGETS
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I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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