She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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