He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Even my vagina gasped.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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