and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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