I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
