i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Its about making memories worth repressing
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
