I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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