I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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