I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
How does one acquire holy water?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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