never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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