dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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