i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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