walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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