Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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