I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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