I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Randomize
