you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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