I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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