If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
At least make sure they are 18
Why
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
i need some magic done to my vagina
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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