You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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