How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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