which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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