Christians are straight up FREAKS
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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