She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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