If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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