Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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