You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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