I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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