your room smells of hookers.
And success
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
