HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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