thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
This is the high leading the old right now
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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