she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
