he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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