Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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