please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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