She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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