Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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