He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he shaved USA in his pubs
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Randomize
