I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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