I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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