Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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