Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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